What do you think are the most irrational and strangest things Non Vegans believe in?
I could think of so many…
1. They all permanently live on a desert island with that one last animal who hasn’t eaten for months.
2. Animal meat and dairy are supreme health foods. Plant based diet is the real cause of cancers and heart disease.
3. Vegans are all dying of B12 and protein deficiencies and are therefore experiencing negative growth in population stats per annum as shown by their rising numbers (in hospitals and morgues).
4. Non vegans would happily volunteer to be killed humanely in slaughterhouses for feeding the world, as we can not live without animal products.
5. Sheep never existed in the wild without humans to give them a haircut and actually beg for farmers.
6. Cows are our mums, and we never grew up as babies. The best way to say happy mothers Day every single day is to impregnate our mums and take away the baby and then kill them when done with milk.
7. What better way to love animals than to kill them young, when they are babies and children, after giving them your imaginary ‘good life’!!
8. Animals look like sausages and meatballs, but vegetables cry if you dice them, mince them, or shape them similarly.
9. Coconut milk and coconut cream are infringement of Dairy industry copyrights and should be banned.
10. If a mysterious voice of an unknown person says they are God and is quoted in books commanding someone to kill your child or animals, you simply have to worship them.
11. Killing someone innocent and pure takes away your sins annually. So does pouring tonnes of milk down the drain over idols. Happy festivals!
12. If rape, domestic violence, FGM, and child abuse have been prevalent for so many centuries, then why not keep killing animals too?
13. The circle of life is completed by taking life away against someone’s will and being thankful for every opportunity to do so.
14. You can kill your best friend just because plants feel pain, too.
15. Only humans can be rape victims. Animals just roam around and mate for fun and have babies constantly in factory farms.
16. Animal farming saves the planet by destroying 1 football field sized forest per second for growing 10 times more GMO and Monsanto crops, and killing multiple wildlife and insects per second in order to feed 80-150 billion land animals killed per annum bred just for animal products. Hope you got the maths right this time!
17. Evil vegans own huge avocado plantations and kill millions of bees for producing almond oil deliberately for non vegans to consume.
18. GMO soya used by dairy and meat industry is not a problem, but the sole <5 per cent used to manufacture organic tofu clearly is.
19. All mums need to spend our pregnancies and breastfeed babies in our own filth in tiny farrowing crates akin to pig farms, lest we should roll over and kill our babies.
20. All non vegans buy only locally ‘euthanized’ animal products ‘given’ by happy animals who produce meat, eggs, dairy, wool, fur, etc. in huge ‘uncle’s farms’ all over earth.
21. Animal farming and slaughterhouse footage videos are a massive conspiracy theory campaign by a new world agenda, publicised by highly paid vegan activists standing with TV all day long to pounce upon gullible customers.
22. Humans are the best and the most intelligent of all species and are all loved by God in order to be the only ones to have any rights to live. Rest all are objects for fun and entertainment.
23. Humans are carnivorous lions 🦁 and omnivorous wolves in sheep’s clothing with huge canine teeth and short intestines.. and have nothing to do with violent cannibalistic apes.
24. Everyone goes to a heaven of endless supply of dairy milk and honey, except Vegans, who go to hell for hurting everyone’s sentiments by telling the truth.
25. We all are not animals. Only ‘animals’ are animals. We are superior. Except for vegans who have a superiority complex because they think we are all equal to animals.
26. The best way to treat non vegans is to respect their rights to kill and abuse their victims on a daily basis and let them live and let die.
27. If they want to go vegan, they will do so after a million years if you remain calm and be best friends with them forever.
28. If we evolved from monkeys, then how come monkeys still exist? Unicellular organisms and planktons should be extinct if life evolved from them.
29. Everything that happens in nature is a good thing, except doing what’s human nature and not killing someone unnecessarily, which is crazy right?
30. If law or society or God allows you to do it, then you just have to do it. Why create any social change when you can enjoy sleeping in the dark ages forever?
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